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"I only heard the 'thin' part, Liz."
Pam! The Overly-Confident Morbidly Obese Woman.
"I would be fine with that."
YOU are for tools.
"I'm downloading a picture of a squid!"
"I just eat whatever I like."
The Heart Wants What the Heart Wants.
Stifling a Laugh.
"Wait, no. Is that a saying?"
"I want to go to there."
"A guy on crutches bit it in the revolving door."
"I saw you laughing the other day."
"What's more rock n' roll Justin Bieber?"
Barack Obama: Scourge of Nature
Crying (Coach Beiste).
"Is God an angry dwarf?"
"If you have to swear to get laughs..."